Sunday, December 16, 2007
Assalamualaikum warrahmatullahi ta'ala wabarrakatuh
Today, I'm gonna blog about PEOPLE..
oh yes, PEOPLE.. get it? P.E.O.P.L.E.
PEOPLE
I've been observing and realise the ugly humans and the weird kiddos.
Letz talk abt ugly humans first. I dont mean literally ugly as in with the need-a-makeover look.
BUT ugly in terms of the personality..
they're not just ugly personality
BUT rotten ones.. rotten stinking ones..
PERSON 1It so happened that I was on the way home with mummy.
We were in the train and there was this human (not gonna mention the race in case i've been accused of being racist)
The train reached Kallang or sth and then there was this old frail woman and there was this young strong healthy man..
The old frail woman was "hurriedly rushing" to the empty seat which happened to be right in front of me..
N then, that idiotic brainless guy actually rushed to that seat despite seeing that old woman.
How pathetic of him..
And then, me.. the unidentified-identity person practically stared at him..
N I really mean sharp stern stares..
He stared back at me..
So I stared back.. more stern than before..
Then I rolled my eyes and got up to give my seat to the poor lady..
Despite the fact that I'm more physically challenged as compared to that idiot..
Then, that aunty was like "Nvm.. u sit"..
n then she stared at that idiot..
I gave out a little laughter.. duh.. it was just hilarious..
Telepathy between me n that lady..
It was just simply so cool uh..
So, do u think that idiot gave the sit to the lady?
Expectedly, he didnt.. duh.. he is a shameless, emotionless jerk..
Person 2I was at Cavana with my siblings and cousins having lunch..
We were in the midst of enjoying the mouth-watering meals before our eyes..
And then we heard a commotion..
So we stopped enjoying our respective meals and listened attentively..
We're humans so we cant help being nosy..
There was this Chinese family and they were scolding the waiter..
They persistently insisted that the food was wrong n they didnt order it..
N the poor waiter went to get the manager to clarify things..
N the manager was also scolded.. lol!!!
It was superly hilarious..
However, we didnt laugh at the moment.. we were fussing abt how rude they were and stuff and how much they're robbing us off our enjoyment for our meals..
But it seemed to be hilarious after we recalled the whole mellow drama..
The commotion was stupid actually..
It went like this..
Father: We did not order rendang.
Daughter: Yes, I didnt order rendang.
Waiter: But itz written u ordered rendang.
Father: We really did not order rendang.
Waiter: Are you sure, sir?
Daughter: I dont event like rendang.
Waiter: Ok.
*manager comes to the rescue*
Manager: What is the problem here sir?
Father: We said we did not order rendang but ur waiter insisted we did.
Waiter: Itz written here.
Daughter: I didnt order rendang. I ordered curry.
*manager n waiter looked at each other, trying to control laughter*
Manager: We dont sell curry here.
*Father puts on a surprised look*
Daughter: But just now, I ordered curry.
Manager: U probably ordered rendang but u didnt realise it.
Father: We did not know.. so we want other food.
Manager: U cant do that sir.
Father: But we didnt know.. *yag, yag, yag.. yada yada yada*
Manager: Ok sir..This family of ugly, attention-seeking humans.. Like come on.. ure stupid enough to not realise u ordered rendang when they dont even sell it, morons! Just live with it n finish up the food u wrongly ordered n dont make a fuss.. They're still food after all, idiotz! Humans like u make many not choose waitressing as a job. Geddit?
Now, letz move on to weird kiddos..
KIDDO 1She seemed to be really amused with the sink at KFC..
She was draining out the water from the tap like it was nobody's business..
Enjoying every single moment, "cleaning up" the sink..
Seems like she would get "sink-cleaning" as her future job..
Thatz so inspirational, my dear girl..
And then, she turned around and saw a long queue behind her waiting patiently to wash our hands, tho we felt like dumping her into the bin or flushing her down the toilet bowl..
Since I was right behind her, I just signalled to her to get lost with my eyes..
And then, know wad she did?
She ignored me and the long queue and continued with the sink-washing job she was definitely proud of.. Sweetheart, u do NOT ignore this lady here..
And then...
Me: ERHEM!!!
Girl: *looks at me n ignored*
Me: my dear, could u please go away caz there is a long queue of eager ppl who r PATIENTLY WAITING to wash our hands
Girl: *ignores*
Me: Can u freaking get lost now!?
Girl: *ignores*
Me: * went to the sink n ignored her there n washed my hands*Surprisingly, the rest did the same. The girl was annoyed and went away.. lol!!!
Seriously, all these spoil brats.. Parents, please teach them some manners and give them something more benefitial to do rather than some jobs u obviously dont want them to have in the future..
KIDDO 2One fine day.. at the HPB school dental..
Boy: Mummy! Mummy! I dont want!
Mum: Stay still. Itz not painful. Just for awhile.
Boy: Mummy! Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Pain, mummy! U dont know the pain mummy!
Mum: I know..
Boy: U dont know the pain mummy.. Aaaaaaaaa mummy!!!!!!
Me n my mum just looked at each other n wanted to laugh.. Poor boy.. but come on.. the dentist wont murder u with those instruments.. so, hush before my dentist accidentally murdered me just caz she was disturbly shocked from ur consistent screamings..
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